Jeff Kreisler - Get Rich Cheating, The Crooked Path to Easy Street.pdf

No ethics necessary! Recession-proof scams! Fun with fraud!

You are poor. No matter what you do, where you live, whom you love, or even how much money you have, you are poor. Very poor. Poor, poor, poor.
You’ve lost your home, your 401k, your pension, your thirty-five-inch high-def plasma TV-Xbox-iPhone-SUV, and your will to live. You need more money. You want more
money. Badly. Now.
But we’re in a “financial crisis,” a “recession,” a “serious bummer.” Things are bad: markets have collapsed, banks have folded, and Britney’s staged another comeback. Mercy!
How can you possibly get all the money you want in these
tough times?
You need help. You need hope. You need to cheat.
Even now, there are tons of cheaters making gigantic fortunes. Million-dollar contracts! Billion-dollar bonuses! Trillion dollar bailouts! Some get suspended, fired, or arrested and still pull down six, seven, eight figures while awaiting trial in their Manhattan penthouses. How do they do it? They cheat. Look at inspiring examples like Barry Bonds, Paris Hilton, Rod
Blagojevich, and corporate cheaters like Ken Lay, Bernie Madoff, Fannie Mae, AIG, and the omni-businesswoman extraordinaire, your friend and mine, the iconic Caucasian American
female entrepreneur, Martha Stewart, a.k.a. White Oprah!
Until now, you thought of people like them as “corporate criminals,” “juiced athletes,” “spoiled stars,” or “scumbag politicians.” From this moment forward, you’ll revere them as “Great Cheaters.” Don’t you want to be like them? To have their money, respect, and power? They Got Rich Cheating.
You can too. This book will show you how.
Get Rich Cheating offers practical advice for the aspiring cheat. In the pages that follow, you’ll uncover the secret methods of the Great Cheaters. By the end, you’ll have gathered all their proven wealth-creation techniques. There will be facts, figures, exaggerations, examples, suggestions, and a few pretty pictures. You’ll learn, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll gasp in horror, but most of all you will Get Rich Cheating.
By just picking up this book, you’ve already done more than most people dare. Congratulations, my new friend. This moment will change your life. Embrace it, savor it, and inhale deeply the musk of your impending wealth.
Let’s Get Rich Cheating.